YOU AND YOUR BOSS
The Difference Between You and Your Boss:
- When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time,
- When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too
- When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
- When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your
authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
- When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it,
he's being firm.
- When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss
skips a few rules, he's being original.
- When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.When your boss pleases
his boss, he's being cooperative.
- When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.When your boss is
out of the office, he's on business.
- When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day
off sick, he must be very ill.
- When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your
boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When do u make a mistake:
If a barber makes a mistake , It's a new style....
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...
If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation...
If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...
If parents make a mistake, It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory...
If your Boss makes a mistake, It is Your mistake..